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Pet Earmuffs Invention Rejected by Patent Office

Earmuff Invention for Pet Rejected by the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office A patent application [...]

05
Apr
Intel Invents Real Magic Wand Leaving Muggles Terrified and Wizards Confused

Intel Awarded Patent on Magic Wand Intel Corporation was awarded a patent for “Magic Wand [...]

01
Mar
New Patent on Bra Dagger: Your New Breast Friend

New Patent on Bra Dagger Issued by the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office A patent [...]

02
Feb
Patent on Toilet Seat That Attaches to Rear of Vehicle

Vehicle Mounted Toilet Seat Patent Finally, something I can use on my trailer hitch. For [...]

19
Oct
Pacifier / Binky Holder Assembly and Method Patented

For parents with children using a pacifier (also called binky in certain circles), this new [...]

23
Jan
Automated Boning Machine for Wooden Bats

New Patent for an Automated Boning Machine for Wooden Bats I’ll be honest, the title [...]

16
Dec
Patented Hunting Technique Targets Urban Turkeys

Luckily I found the perfect patent for Thanksgiving: U.S. Patent No. 8,291,634 for a “Motion [...]

16
Nov
Will this Patented Fart-Suppressing Pillow Save Your Marriage?

This patented seat cushion just might solve your wife’s flatulence problem. U.S. Patent No. 7,073,223 [...]

04
Oct
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